“Am I ever going to find my way around here Alice I mean I’m a fucking general surgeon the titles no good if I can’t find my way to where I perform the operations.” Alice giggled at me her perfectly curled hair bouncing up and down on her shoulders.
“I know where to go but we have to go through plastic surgery territory first, do you think you’re ready to meet Dr. Masen and Dr Whitlock? Say now or forever hold your virginity... I mean your peace.” She looked at me trying to stifle a laugh and a huge grin from gracing her face.
“What’s so fucking brilliant about them, they fiddle with women’s breasts 24/7...” she raised an eyebrow at me. I knew that wasn’t what they did all day, maybe 80% that and 20% actual life saving surgery. We both laughed as she typed the code into the keypad at the entrance to the plastic and reconstructive surgery department.
“You won’t be asking me that when you see them, you thought Carlisle was hot these two are Adonises!” she pushed through the doors and walked into the bright white ward, everything looked so clean and crisp. The rest of the hospital was amazing but this department alone was a credit to it. We walked down the corridor glancing into the private rooms that held women with larger than normal breasts, the only thoughts flooding my mind were ‘god they must love their job’ and ‘back ache here I come’ I turned to Alice.
“We’ll be seeing some of these women soon I should think...” she looked at me confused.
“How do you work that one out?” she asked tilting her head to the side.
“With boobs like that she’ll be needing surgery on her back!” Alice burst out laughing as we looked over at a woman sporting what could only be estimated as at least an L cup maybe bigger. We both glanced down looking at our own chests, turning to each other, scrunching our noses then eliciting a simple ‘nah’ causing us to start giggling again.
We walked up to the reception desk where we were greeted by a very chipper nurse whose name tag told me her name was Jane. Why was everyone is this hospital incredibly attractive?!
“Hey Alice what brings you here?” Jane smiled and made a sideways glance at me along with that thing women do when marking their territory, her eyes glanced up and down my body then she rolled her eyes and looked back to Alice.
“We’re just cutting through; I’m showing the new general surgeon round, wondering if tweedle dum and tweedle dee were here?” Jane laughed and high fived Alice. Jane stood up from her desk leaning over it looking from left to right.
“I think Dr good body numero uno is to the left of the ward and Dr good body numero dos is to the right but they’re best met together it’s hard to get over the shock of one before you’re met with the other.” She winked at Alice before calling through the intercom in what sounded like her seductive voice.
“Would Dr Masen and Dr Whitlock please come to the reception desk immediately?” She grinned widely before sitting back down. She then instinctively re arranged her hair and re applied her lipstick. Alice straightened out my hair and shirt before pretending to make conversation with me and Jane.
“Well, well, well Dr Brandon and fresh blood I see, who might this be?” the voice sounded sultry and seductive and it was coming from right behind me, I could feel the warm breath on my neck. I instinctively turned round ready to see a man about my height maybe a little taller but my eyes just seemed to travel higher and higher up a perfectly sculpted chest. His shirt stretched over his abs, his white coat tucked behind his arms where his hands were tucked in his pockets, pulling his already tight pants over his slight erection, my eyes finally reached his face.
His crooked smile eliciting a small whimper from my lips causing my cheeks to blush. His emerald green eyes burned into my own muddy brown ones as his eyebrow rose. His hand moved out of his pocket and straight to my chest, his long slender fingers, playing with my badge.
“Ah Dr Swan, are you here to work or have work done?” he said my name in a quite competent Shaun Connery impression before cupping my breast.
“Hmm, perfect size... just over a handful...”Alice smacked his hand away and he started laughing.
“Manners Edward jeez, don’t scare her off before she’s even started!” he held his hands up in surrender and looked back at me.
“Sorry Dr Swan, it’s a pleasure to meet you.” He lifted my hand and kissed the back of it like a perfect gentleman even if he did just manhandle me, I can’t say I didn’t enjoy his hand cupping my breast, my boyfriend Alec hardly ever touched my chest the odd accidental brush while we watch Jay Leno but that was really the highlight of my evening.
“This Bella, is tweedle dumb also known as Dr Edward Masen... and this southern gentleman is tweedle dee also known as Dr Jasper Whitlock, he isn’t nearly as forward well... not all the time anyway.” Alice winked at Dr Whitlock who smirked at her. I smiled at both and said my hello’s sheepishly.
“I resent that Alice... the word dumb implies I’m not very intelligent...” he smiled crookedly again winking at me.
“You’re not when it comes to women Edward!” Alice and Jane high fived again and I coughed and laughed at the same time... quietly of course.
It hadn’t taken long for it to dawn on me that I was surrounded by beautiful doctors one of which seemed like a complete asshole but a sexy asshole. Somehow I knew being a doctor would never be the same again.
“Welcome to Lenox Hill Hospital Bella!”
